Meghan Markle’s estranged father, Thomas Markle, has become the target of a brutal comedy roast in the UK, as disturbing allegations surrounding him continue to draw attention. On Saturday Night Live UK, comedians Paddy Young and Ania Magliano delivered savage punchlines about the controversy, even joking about Meghan’s status in the British royal family. Young mocked Thomas Markle’s reported move to the Philippines in 2025, while Magliano suggested that, if the allegations were true, Meghan could have a “genuine chance” of being considered royal. The jokes come after The Sun reported that Thomas Markle Jr. allegedly discovered hundreds, possibly thousands, of child sexual abuse images while clearing out his father’s former home in Cebu. Thomas Markle has also reportedly spoken about paying for sex with prostitutes during trips to the Philippines when he was single.