we’re open for free submissions for just one week, but it’s gotta be a review or a critique. Our general guidelines remain as usual, but I’d like to reiterate that please for fuck’s sake don’t send us AI-generated slop because if you do I will stab my eyes out and you will be responsible for my death and then I’ll come haunt you it’ll break my heart and waste my time, and I don’t get paid enough for this shit and just…it’s fun to critique stuff, for real, or review something you love, respond to what others are saying in a way that functions as hybrid critique-review-essay, but all you all human. We pay $50 for short-form reviews and $200 for long-form. And response time is generally 4 months but I’m going to try to be quicker about it this time. I’m particularly hoping to get reviews of books and movies no one is talking about or not a lot of people have started conversations on, I’d also love to read cool list-form reviews and recommendations. For critique, tackle subjects as controversial or crazy or contentious as you like. Be free my sweet birds, my dear pilgrims.