A fierce and funny essay collection exploring the relationship between class and feminism, sexual politics, and the power of writing your own story; from the former Page Three model who inspired the iconic Ted Lasso character Keeley Jones. At eighteen, Keeley Hazell’s breasts had been seen by millions. Raised in a poor, working-class family, she scrounged for chicken and chips money, got in trouble with the police, and once even set a car on fire. Modeling was her ticket out, but she soon learned success has a dark side, especially if it involves a woman revealing her body. She quickly became known as a big-boobed bimbo with few clothes and fewer thoughts; and, when the world is telling you who you are, it’s hard not to believe them. Her troubles escalated when she became the victim of widely-distributed revenge porn, and people assumed she orchestrated it to further her career. Desperate to save her reputation, Keeley’s attempts to do damage control resulted in a disastrous newspaper interview where she was unable to make herself heard.  But it also resulted in a reckoning. She quit modeling, moved thousands of miles away, reinvented herself as an actress and writer and eventually faced her most challenging job on Ted Lasso – rewriting what it means to be Keeley, both on screen and in real life. Read more ASIN B0DMNJ7QPR XRay Enabled ISBN13 978-1538742709 Language English File size 897 KB Page Flip Enabled Publisher Grand Central Publishing Word Wise Enabled Print length 290 pages Accessibility Learn more Screen Reader Supported Publication date August 26, 2025 Enhanced typesetting Enabled